Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,355 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
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Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
That's quite a busy reign
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 3/6 (35/285 points)
First penguin smashed up
Hug the Snow Ball
Master the first 6 levels
Master 12 levels
18 levels
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/180 points)
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
All good things come to an end!
Thanks for reading! :)
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
Get over 1000 points!
Now you have mastered the buttons.
Get over 10,000 points!!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/35 points)
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button